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natalieloving:

This website is so interesting. You first put down what you feel like you look like, then measure a few places and it tells you where you really are and what your body really looks like and your body shape. It’s so interesting. Below where it says “You are the perfect rectangle” it goes into explaining what that means and outfits that make your body look fantastic and what your “best part” is and how to flaunt it! It’s very cool.



Depression is stupid and not a thing that makes me a better writer. One time I went a whole year without writing and I stayed in bed and drank. Fuck your Bukowskisms. I want sunlight and love and running down some street I’ve never been on where it’s warm and cool at the same time and I’m smiling. I want nothing to ever be bad again- and I don’t mean that I want a life free of conflict, I mean that I want a life free of meaningless conflict. Not being able to will oneself to take a shower or leave the house is meaningless. There is nothing to be gained, no lesson to be learned from that kind of life. My heart is stale, my prose is stale. Give me fire if you want to hurt me. Give me something I can taste. There’s nothing romantic or mysterious about where I am. There’s nothing here worth holding onto.


By Joshua Espinoza (via doubtsbestally)


T I M R I G G I N S
HOLDING BABIES
PROTECTING PEOPLE FROM TORNADOES
I
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hey y’all, meet sterling



ziamistheship asked: Am I the only who wants to bite and slap Liam's ass?😳😳😳😍😍😍.

I very seriously doubt you’re the only one. hell, I bite and slap my boyf’s butt on a daily basis and he’s so assless it’s practically concave back there. all asses are good and deserve to be bitten.




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